Come on down to Soul Trane and see what all the kids are talking about. Hell, it's too cold to drink at the Family Mart now, so all you miscreants should just gather in a basement bar and listen to a load of bitter expats insult each other. Good times, indeed.

The HA-HA HOLE is an open mic! That's right, anyone can get up and strut their stuff! The only catch is... you gotta try and make 'em laugh! This aint no frikkin' overly-earnest poetry reading.

Hosted by... (well, we still have yet to figure that one out, but someone will do it)

Sign-up is at 9:30! First come first serve!

Show starts 10! Come early to grab a good seat and get lubed up on Soul Tranes' strong-ass drinks!