A polite request

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Angel
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Joined: 08/16/2009 - 11:51
A polite request

Would all people guilty of the following, please remember that some of us will be here after you leave. The accumulation of these things just add to an existing prejudice, which I can live without.These things irk me here, because there seems to be no escape from them.I apologise to Vegans, Veggies, Newbies, Religious types, Overachievers, Non Smokers and Lotharios in advance.

The Fucket list- 

  1. Flashing anybody, esp. old ladies, etc, etc- it;s not big and it aint clever!Especially, if you are hung like a church mouse.If you want, call me, I'll chant "That's not a Dick, that's a street", until you get over your insecurity.
  2. Swearing in public, esp at Koreans- is it really worth it? Try it at home, see what happens.At least try to make interesting, by using verbs, adjectives, etc.eg "Hey man, you are not a nice person,why don't you go home and Vacc uumm".
  3. Fornicating in public areas- fun, but can't you wait to get to your apartment.Please?Trust me, we've all done it, but why here, there's no challenge.You will get caught here, it's not a game.
  4. Disrespecting others by telling fibs to others, including other foreigners- all supposed Einsteins, Rock stars, former World champions,etc take note.
  5. Doing illegal privates and overcharging- stop ripping off people, well not every day, if you can help it.
  6. Sex Guru types - mistreating Korean ladies eg like pieces of meat, you wannabe lotharios- I don't wanna know how many you haven't bagged.Pathetic and child like.
  7. Assuming that you own the place- we are guests , transient, understood.
  8. Bringing PC to living here, esp to the work place- buggar off!!
  9. Treating your Co workers like idiots- surprises, surprise your co workers are probably as smart, if not smarter than you.
  10. Assuming that everybody owes you a living- the guy next to you get's more , get over it.
  11. Cheapness- well , u know the type. first to pay en all.Stay at home types who live on mandoo and do syringe art.
  12. "How much I make" braggers- we don't care.
  13. Vegans at a Korean BBQ restaurant- please stay home , I can't enjoy my carnivorous nature , that's why I  have canines and incisors.I'm an omnivore, but I hate hurting little plants.Why aren't there any meatarians out there?
  14. Overachievers- eg  who are here trying to teach sex education to kids-give me a break!
  15. Bible bashing- how many blokes I meet here are ministers.
  16. Non smokers- who brush away air and cringe, I aint gonna stop in the last bastion of civil rights.What next? Alcohol? God forbid!
  17. Clique masters- why the need for adulation, are u weak ?Count your fingers after you shake a hand here.Some here ,would nick the hole out your rrrss.
  18. Culture bashers - Korea, Korea, Korea, I f--kin lov it!
  19. Eternal Whiners- I've got two words for you , one starts with P and the other ends with F.
  20. Druggies- if you think it is cool, then keep it to yourself, you didn't invent them, trust me.
Others are welcome to add to the Fucket list.The post will probably get removed, but C'est la vie.Feel much better now.Just enjoy a rant now and then.
Chambertin
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Joined: 09/03/2010 - 11:10
Re: A polite request

You meet some darn strange people.

Also some of them just dont make any sense.  Can we have a slang neutral version-

How does bringing a PC with you or being cheap at home hurt any reputation-

Typical rant with some strange offshoots.

Angel
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Joined: 08/16/2009 - 11:51
Re: A polite request
PC - political correctness and the stay at home types who wont buy , nor chip in to a bar tab, meal, etc. Yes, it's a rant, mainly for fun. Was kinda perturbed about the guy who buys 10,000 credit every other month, and lets others call him, on their dime.It made me think about other silly things.Actually, I'm far from perfect, but I make an effort to fit into my surroundings.Take no notice of my rant, but add if you want to.
BusanGuy
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Joined: 08/16/2010 - 17:30
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Is it just me, or was this post (like my reply) worhtless?

  1. Flashing
  2. Swearing in public
  3. Fornicating in public areas
  4. Disrespecting others by telling fibs to others, 

At first I thought you were refering to what Korean men do everyday...

Whiners- I've got two words for you , one starts with P and the other ends with F.
----Listen to your own advice.

Angel
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Joined: 08/16/2009 - 11:51
Re: A polite request
(like my reply) worhtless
Ungood Rabbit Tattoo
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Joined: 09/05/2009 - 05:37
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Yeah I can see wat yer tryin' to say and ppl above do exist as white(or other colour) trash.But hell, I only bring my Mac with me, PC deserves to stay at home downloadin' stuff. Internet here is awesome, we allllll deserve to be grounded instead of goin' out to scare these Koreans, is that right?

Angel
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Joined: 08/16/2009 - 11:51
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Great u can appreciate the humour!Wot's up Doc?
DrNugu
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Joined: 08/28/2009 - 19:39
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Funny Post! :D

143busan
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Joined: 08/07/2009 - 13:33
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i think u need to find a new crowd to hang out with if those in your vicinity behave like this.  fortunately, i've never been acquainted with anyone like that.
Angel
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Joined: 08/16/2009 - 11:51
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143busan- your point was fair I think. Actually, as a family man, I don't bother any more because of the above.