Airlines Schmairlines

Is it too much to ask for a pretty boy that wears suspenders and who is willing to follow me on all my little adventures?
*Ahem*
Continental Airlines I’m looking at you for ruining this dream.
If you had your planes moving on time then my tree wouldn’t be stuck on the other side of this country in a New Jersey airport for 14 hours, no, he’d be here with me …. and he looks prettier than video boy when he wears his bowtie.