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OMG! Gays in Korea!

If you've been in Korea for any length of time, you've probably heard this from someone you know or work with: there are no gays in Korea.

This is obviously false. There are homosexual or LGBT people everywhere in the world. They might happen to be more widely or deeply closeted here than say San Francisco but that doesn't mean they don't exist. In fact, both Busan and Seoul have their very own gay clubs though they don't advertise and tend to be very word of mouth.  Homophobia is rampant in Korea, any hand holding you see in the streets between same sex couples is assuredly purely platonic (and will certainly disrupt your gaydar). 

My favorite (or least favorite) conversation about an LGBT issue happened last year but it still stands out in my memory. 
Female English Speaking Korean (FESK): I was dating this guy but I found out he was bi so I broke up with him?
Me (trying to tread very lightly here): Why?
FESK: Well, what if he cheated on me with another guy?
Me: Wouldn't the issue be more the fact that he was cheating on you? I mean if you thought the guy was going to cheat on you or was cheating on you, sure break up with him. But why would who he cheated on you with make a difference?
FESK: It's just weird!
Me: ~shrugs and changes the subject~

Why am I posting about this now? The Korea Herald published an article today, "Cruise ship with 710 gay men aboard to call at Busan port." There was absolutely no opinion in the article about whether or not this was a good thing. It felt even very conspicuously politically correct. I mean, this is a good thing I suppose only why did they bother writing about it in the first place? I shall be watching the internet for the opinion pieces that are sure to follow...

National Test=Desk Warming in South Korea...

Apparently there is some sort of national testing going on today in school. I have no idea what it actually is, all I know is that it means I'm desk warming for the day.  At least I actually have some paperwork to do.  I feel guilty but I'm assigning my kids homework this year. No assignment should take longer than 5-10 minutes and it needs to be important, not busy work. Basically, I'm trying to make fun worksheets that review the lesson material.  For the end of lesson for grade 6, I have all of the key sentences they were supposed to learn coded. Each letter is a picture (think of the wingdings font) and they use the decoder key to decode the sentences. I tried it out during winter camp and the kids had fun with it. My co-teacher claimed it will be too hard but if I did it with 4th, 5th and 6th graders so I doubt the 6th grade class will have any trouble with it. Make a boring writing exercise into a puzzle and voila--it's not work anymore.

On the personal front: I have yet another cold.  I am taking multivitamins and even managed to go to sleep early last night to give my body a better chance to fight it off. I think this is my 3rd or 4th cold in the 3 months since I came back to Korea.

Dear Students,
Please keep your germs to yourself.
Love,
Miss Karpen

Every time a teacher comes over and touches stuff on my desk I cringe because I know that in general, Koreans aren't as fastidious about washing their hands and while their immune systems might be able to handle the Korean cold germs, mine can't. I need to buy Lysol wipes or something for my desk. Something tells me that a bilingual sign saying 'keep your germs to yourself' might garner laughs from the students but would create a general feeling of annoyance from my co-workers.

Other news:
1. I discovered that I can't study Korean and listen to French music at the same time.
2. I have been eating my birthday chocolate Every Single Day instead of saving it for special occasions. This does not bode well for it lasting very long. Whatever, I deserve it. I'll slow down with the eating once the novelty wears off again.
3. My school is actually scheduling my summer vacation NOW...not 3 weeks before it happens. Score one for my school!
4. I'm turning 24 soon (March 21st)...which means I'm already 25 Korean age. When my brother turned 25 I left messages on all 3 of his numbers (back in the days when people still regularly had land lines and cells) about how he was SO OLD being a quarter of a century and all of that. I'm a great sister, aren't I?  I don't feel old; I like my 20s. I just feel strange...time keeps speeding up. By the time I hit 30 I might have whiplash from life.

The Bear Made Me Do It

!!! SURPRISE !!!

By: Eric "Never Had A Surprise Party" Anderson

Happy Birthday to YOU!


.. we'll  have some drinks, and play some games...







 ... and then we'll take you out on the town and do it all over again ...















.... but careful around those white bears....

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...they inspire mischief ...


... which is always a requirement on the best Saturday nights ...















Eventually we snuck Harvey back to his home ...


 ... and then the big kids ate, and ate, and ate ....



... and then tried to eat some more ..



... I guess word got out in the bear community that we're the fun big
kids because look who we found hanging around outside the next morning...


“Gender Advertisements” in the Korean Context: A Request

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If you’d told me a week ago that I’d be spending much of my birthday looking for images of Korean men touching themselves, I’d probably have politely told you never to comment on my blog again.

Prompted by this analysis of Korean magazine advertisements that found that Korean men were significantly more likely to be shown doing so than Western men in them however, that’s precisely what I’ve been doing. But for all their supposed ubiquity, it’s proving surprisingly difficult to find examples, throwing off my schedule for the next posts in this series.

To be specific, I’m after advertisements like these, but featuring Korean men rather than women, and would really appreciate any help. Seriously, what search terms would you suggest, in English or Korean?^^

Of course I do have some examples, and will continue looking: my planned post will simply take longer than expected. In the meantime then, let me briefly offer some amusing and/or interesting advertisements that have cropped up recently instead, starting with that for Coca Cola Korea (한국 코카콜라) above featuring Thai-American Nichkhun (닉쿤) of the Korean band 2PM. I think its humor speaks for itself, but in the unlikely event that you feel I’m reading too much into it, please see those featuring other…er…members of the band here, of which Junho (준호) in particular seems to be enjoying holding his miniCoke bottle entirely too much!

Next is this one for Venus lingerie (비너스) featuring Han Ye-seul (한예슬), featured on the front page of Korea’s main portal site Naver (네이버) as I type this. Why it’s interesting is because of the English name “Glam Up” for the bra featured, which, making little sense otherwise, supports the argument that the English word “glamor” has somehow come to mean “voluptuous” or “curvaceous” in Korean:

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In turn, it demonstrates the ridiculousness of the new Korean phrase cheongsoon-gullaemor (청순글래머; or “innocent glamor”), but which is nevertheless very much in vogue in the Korean media at the moment. But that is no great surprise in view of the enduring popularity of older ones for women’s bodies like “S-line” (S라인) perhaps, and so, lest I begin to sound too serious here, let me move on to this advertisement for Nike Korea (나이키) featuring ice skater Kim Yu-na (김연아):

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One of the most endearing athletes I’ve ever seen (well before she won her gold medal), it’s difficult not to simply adore Yuna, but I confess I still had to to laugh at what Matt at Gusts of Popular Feeling wrote about this ad last month:

By the way, does anyone find Kim’s expression in this ad to be, uh, ecstatic?

Perhaps there’s a reason the left hand side was cut off where it was. Just do it, indeed.

Okay, perhaps that was reading too much into it, and I’m sure you can understand my reluctance in not posting it earlier, the image of her at #10 here alone receiving thousands of hits in the last week of February, presumably most of them from fans…

Either way, I hope you at least one of those advertisements made you smile and/or think. And again, if anyone can help find examples of the sorts of advertisements I’m looking for, I would very much appreciate it; even if it’s only because you feel guilty for forgetting my birthday!^^

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Filed under: Body Image, Boy Groups, Gender Socialization, Korean Advertisements, Korean Media, Sex in Advertising Tagged: 2PM, Han Ye-seul, Junho, Kim Yuna, Nichkhun
  

 

Finding my voice

My Gangwon Notes blog, the best damn blog never to be nominated by 10 Magazine for a best blog award, had a pretty clear focus: Gangwon Province.  Yes, I also mentioned my homeland, Canada, Korean politics and conservation efforts, a few book reviews, but I stayed mostly true to the title of my blog.

I am now in a new location and it is not undersupplied with bloggers (can you ever have enough bloggers?) and don’t intend to be ‘the voice of Busan’. but what do I intend?  Well, I have mentioned somewhere that I am interested in a few things, but I still don’t feel comfortable with the direction of this blog.  I am in a new location, have a new job and am using a new blogging site, why follow the same  path?  Still, I do enjoy blogging and want to write about something.

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today. I looked at these articles in Korea’s English newspapers.

The Korea Herald looked at blood donor rates, which are increasing.

The number of blood donors hit a record high, health officials said yesterday.

According to the Korea Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, about 2.57 million people donated blood last year, up 9.5 percent from 2008.

Compared with the average over the past three years, the figure is an increase of 14.4 percent, officials said.

The KCDC also reported that the nation’s blood donating population is becoming diversified, with the participation of more women and people aged over 30.

Maybe I had something to do with this. Chris in South Korea recently talked about teaching ESL being a real job.  I agree and try to be professional about my work.  Still, I also award 1% to any student who shows me a recent blood donor card. Well, I did at my previous job, I don’t have as many points to be able to throw one away like that.

I hope my friend at a women’s university in Seoul isn’t having problems after complaints arose over their personal english comprehension test.  I don’t know much about any of the big name tests, but TOEIC is certainly the most famous.  I like the focus this test apparently has (from the Korea Times) :

..”[other] English exams focus highly on reading and listening skills, but our test is to evaluate speaking and writing skills.”

The test was developed with the help of the American Council on the Teaching of Foreign Languages for their proficiency guidelines and the Center for Applied Linguistics for their expertise in computerized assessments.

I want to skate more and it’s probably because of the recent Olympics coverage.  Also, Brian Orser did some/ most of  his training near my hometown.  Anyway, he and Kim Yuna are in the news (Dong-a Ilbo):

“As a Canadian, I’m glad Canada won the gold medal in ice hockey, the final competition of the Olympics, but not as much as when Yu-na won her medal.”

Orser won the Olympic silver medal in figure skating in 1984 and 1988. Though failing to win the gold, he channeled his energy to get Kim to do what he could not. With a smile, he said, “I was finally able to let go of any hard feelings for the Olympics after she won her gold medal.”

Orser came into Kim’s life in 2006. With great affection for his disciple, he said, “I’d say this is the happiest moment out of the four years I’ve spent with Kim. The worst was when Yu-na struggled with injury between 2006 and 2007.”

What the hey is a ‘half-moon bear’? Anyway, their are two new ones in Jirisan now (Joongang):

An Asiatic black bear, protected as endangered species in Korea, has given birth to two cubs on the Mount Jiri, the National Park Service said yesterday. It is the second time that the bear, known more commonly as a half-moon bear in Korea, gave birth after being released to the wild.

According to park authorities, researchers from the Species Restoration Center found the cubs and the mother on Feb. 23. The team made the discovery when the members visited a cave on the mountain.

They were there to replace a transmitter placed on the female bear. The bear was brought into Korea in 2005 from Russia. It was one of the 27 half-moon bears that have been released on the mountain since 2004 to live in the wild as a part of the endangered species restoration project. Only 17 survived. The researchers said two cubs and the mother were resting inside the cave when they were found. The mother’s activity was slower because it was winter hibernation time, but she attempted to protect the cubs when the researchers tried to take a photo.

I’ve followed the re-introduction of bears into Jirisan with interest and more than a little cynicism. Two bears were quickly killed and I expected the rest would soon follow.  I may be proven wrong and I will be happy if that is the case.

I love that Yonhap news used the full name of the ‘boozehound’ in their article, which isn’t about drinking or this guy at all:

SEOUL, March 7 (Yonhap) — Once known as a boozehound among his colleagues, Kim Tae-ju used to have no trouble getting back home by subway, walking through crowded stations to and from platforms no matter how drunk he was.

But these days, Kim, 42, who gave up drinking this year, finds himself bumping into and apologizing to people even while sober, as the government’s new walkway campaign — which requires South Koreans to walk on the right instead of the left in public places — bumps up against an 88-year-old Korean practice.

I have long been interested in traffic patterns, although I have normally looked at automobile traffic.  I would mostly say here, that I don’t mind where Koreans walk but would like them to 1) not walk four across on a sidewalk wide enough to four and 2) to close doors when they go in- or out-side a building.

More:

“I personally think we should have switched the (non-binding) rules a long time ago,” Yu added. “Familiar and comfortable rules are not always the best ones.”

There are still concerns that the right-side pedestrian campaign will cause more inconvenience to disabled or elderly people who carry canes or rely on guide dogs.

“Most of these people carry sticks in their right hands and hold onto the left side handrails when they walk up and down the stairs,” said Yoo Jung-hye, an official at the Korea Disabled People’s Development Institute. “Making them reverse is virtually impossible.”

Despite the growing dissatisfaction among people, the government is firm on the necessity of undoing the country’s 88-year-old pedestrian traffic legacy.

The government cites research that shows keeping to the right could reduce up to 24 percent of pedestrian collisions and increase walking speed by up to 1.7 percent. Because pedestrians can make eye contact with the cars coming toward them when they walk on the right side, the new measures will also reduce people-car collisions to a considerable amount, it believes.

I am amused by the apparent need to emphasize the ‘non-binding’ power of the new rules.  I feel sympathy for the disabled who have become locked by long-formed habit to using the left-side stair railings.  But, I am confused by the final paragraph.  Oh, I am also amused but the “increase walking speed by 1.7%” part.  The confusing part is about reducing people-car collisions.  If people walk by the same rules as cars drive, they will have cars approaching them from behind.  Walking on the left side, into traffic, is the best way to see approaching traffic.


What Makes a Good Teacher?

I spend a lot of time gripping about the absolute absurdities that get published in Korean papers about education.  When I was on the phone with my parents last night, they mentioned that they had read an absolutely fascinating article in the magazine section of the New York Times about teaching called "Building a Better Teacher." For all of you teachers out there reading this blog, go read it!

Basically, a consultant for American schools found that across the spectrum of factors that led to higher test scores, good teachers had the largest impact on scores. The most challenging thing: education degrees aren't teaching teachers how to effectively teach.  Many of the methods they mentioned were things I had already learned, either through internet research, using my own experience as a student in my favorite classes or blundered into sometime during my first semester teaching.  One of the biggest issues is the effective lack of vocabulary for teachers to discuss what works and what doesn't. Classes in education degrees aren't discussing it either leaving a dirth of discussion that needs to be happening. I will admit that having a certain charisma can be useful in the classroom but it is absolutely not necessary. You just have to figure out how to do it...something that isn't clear cut. Even my Teaching English as a Foreign Language certificate focused overly on grammar and teaching theories. Theories are great for intellectual pursuits but they do jack shit for preparing a teacher on how to effectively get their students to really learn.

It was really great to read a well though-out, extensively researched article that examined the data around how to improve schools.

...I'm totally lusting after this guy's book.

This One's Mostly About Barf

I am jet lag's whore. I'm confident that in time, I can flip this relationship on it's head. For now, I float through the day slightly groggy. My first flight left Busan at 7am Wednesday morning; my last arrived in Toronto at 8pm the same day (so to speak). Were it not for the 10 hour layover in Incheon, or my completely failure to fall asleep, this might be an easier transition.

Two Gravol pills are usually enough to get the ball rolling on my barf-free journeys. I learned my lesson from the 6 hour barfathon that was my 2004 New York bus trip. Not yet having appreciated the full potential of my motion sickness, I neglected to bring any antinauseants with me, and began keeling over the bus shit hole not long after the border crossing. This continued for the remainder of the bus trip and, after a brief respite sitting on the filthy Port Authority floors, on the number 7 train to Queens. There's nothing like discovering a hole in your vomit bag across from the family of three that you've been putting on a Hurl Show for, to teach you the value of always having some puke meds on you.

In November 2008, prior to my first plane trip back to Canada, I discovered that rather than getting drunk on Gravol, I could try these patches which I found at a pharmacy in Busan. I have no idea what their American equivalent is, though I imagine that one exists. Essentially they are small patches that you stick behind your ear and keep you in check, barf-wise, for about 72 hours. The first couple of times that I tried them out, I also used a little bit of Gravol, just to play it safe. This time I did not, hence my failure to fall asleep. As it turns out, I do not sleep like a baby on planes, as I have long boasted; I sleep like a baby when I consume large amounts of Gravol. Duh.

Where I failed to fall asleep, my seatmate was quite successful. Of course, the sleeping came after I fed him some Gravol to prevent further barfing. Thankfully, such things don't bother me much. My senses are so dulled on airplanes that I barely noticed him utilizing his barf bag in the first place.

The Gravol was more or less a trade-off for the No Jet Lag pills that he'd been passing me. Apparently if you take one of these No Jet Lag pills every 37 seconds while in flight, you will feel like a golden pony once you touch ground. I read the package with suspicion, which prompted him to assure me that they were legit. I suppose that it looked like I didn't trust taking pills from a stranger, which would probably have been true, had it not been outweighed by my suspicion that whoever was responsible for the pill's packaging was full of shit. In the end, I can't say whether they really helped or not, but I've felt worse. So, maybe.

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