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Learning Korean and Life in Korea

Last night I came home from work stressed. I had another day full of classes where I fear very little learning is going on due to my co-teacher's refusal to deviate from the textbook or even stick to using English.  I had a French class at 8 that I couldn't find the article I was supposed to have prepared and a Korean class at 9 that I hadn't been able to figure out the make up lesson for (was far too sick last week to venture out of my apartment Tuesday night). Not to mention I made the ridiculously awful decision to wear my super cute platform wedges (2 inch heel, nothing major but black patent leather fabulousness) to school and finished the day with very sore ankles despite my ankle brace wearing. My own fault but it still was not pretty to see my hobbling around my apartment. 

Solutions:
1. Text French tutor and ask to re-email the article. (5pm isn't last minute at ALL.)
2. Take ibuprofen, put on comfy flats.
3. Decide to go to Korean class early rather than take a 10 minute break to interrogate my teacher on the proper placement of the object in question formation.
4. Take deep breaths and eat some Oreos.

Really Oreos and Ritz crackers make me feel much better. I had bacon and Ritz again for dinner and it was FABULOUS. I might actually gain back the 3 kilos I've been desperately trying for the past few months.  Don't worry, I ate extra veggies at lunch to balance the lack at dinner.

Everything ended up going well and there wasn't a pop quiz in Korean class which means I didn't horribly embarrass myself (not that anyone but me would have cared). We started learning about the past tense so that we can write diary entries and I got stupidly excited and giddy about it. Nothing is sexier than learning the past tense...except for maybe learning the future tense.  Not to mention, I maintain that being allowed to have a beer during class is fantastic.

In the end, my day finished on a good note.  Let's see how my dinner with the co-workers goes tonight. I just LOVE sitting in silence for 2 hours broken occasionally by comments about how well I use chopsticks, the weather and if I'm really lucky, my lack of marriage and babies!

Tuesday Night Motion

Oh, this poor blog feels like a neglected child, locked in a dingy room with a stained mattress, waiting for CPS to come take it away.

Ah hell, it gets like this sometime.

I've been back in Busan for a couple of weeks now and am back in the swing of things, as it were. My current work schedule is a ball bustin' bitch, in that I come in at 9 in the morning and don't leave until 8:30 on some nights. Some brilliant mind within the administration had the stellar idea of giving most of us split shifts this semester, forcing others and me to spend much of our time futzing around the office in between classes. I'm not really complaining, since my big ass nap-couch provides a much needed solace, and the fact that I have to be there early cuts my rampant alcohol abuse down at night. I also have several hours free each afternoon, allowing me to hit the Korean books and grind out my current writing project, which, after an intitial start and stall is back in motion.

It's been a hectic time, full of fun and drama. I currently have a visitor - an old friend - which is at once strange and wonderful and maddening. Whereas there was no way to play this card without stepping on some toes, I fear I did it poorly and feel like a bit of a shitbag because of it. I don't want to hurt anyone, but sometimes I can be a self-absorbed tit who doesn't fully take others' feelings into account. I don't want to go into details on this, but I often want the best of both worlds, even when these are mutually exclusive... This is a good recipe for an in-your-face exploding bomb.

The band's back in action, which is nice. We have a stockpile of rockin' originals, along with some cool covers (AC/DC!!!), and if our last gig on Saturday is any indication, we indeed have a smokin' combo. We play a St. Paddy's Day party tomorrrow, along with a Haiti benefit on Friday, followed by more gigs this month. Things are hot around here in that there are no shortages of places for a rock band to play, and club owners are even beginning to take care of the talent, or lack thereof in some cases. I'm also playing solo a lot more, which I like because I get to be the center of ALL attention, something that has never bothered me, as far as I can remember.

So... life is good and life is complicated. I do need to get more exercise, as I fear I'm turning into a fat bastard, but with my schedule right now I find it hard to slate in a decent, regular workout. The best I can do presently is to walk as much as possible, which I'm generally good about. Maybe a few less gallons of beer a week may keep the distended gut at bay, as well. That and more kimchi, which cures everything, even looming obesity, no?

In the meantime I'll keep writing words and writing songs and performing my little showbizzy heart away.

As James Brown famously screamed: Hit me!!!

Up in my lonely room when I'm dreaming of you, and you, and you...

Dear Vince,


I'm still not entirely sure how we met you or your little Zac Efron friend as the details of how Saturday night became Sunday morning are still a little hazy...



... but  you really should have known we were trouble from the moment you saw us ..


















... but you liked us anyway...


... and brought us all home ...



.... and it was fun ...










.. and I think we're all a little sorry about that thing with the cops and your neighbours, or if we insulted one of your tall lady friends ...  But I can’t say I’m all that sorry about lounging around your room all day with my friends. You might have climbed a mountain that day, but I think you missed out on all the fun.




.... and the feast ...


.... and the giggling ...





"if the weekend was a chair, he'd sit on it ...and never get off"

Spaced and Invaded

Saturday night saw all the strange and wonderful creatures come out to vinyl ....

... and there were many ....













































.... and Ruby loved them all....


Broken glass on the pool deck

I stepped onto the deck of Sajik swimming pool and felt a sharp pain in my foot.  It faded quickly and walked, limping a little, to the pool and swam.  I limped back to the changeroom and had a look at my foot but couldn’t see anything.  Later, at work but before classes started and students arrived, I had another look.  I pulled out this little piece of broken glass – the lines on the paper are the standard distance apart for a notebook (click to bigify).

My foot hurt a lot but felt almost normal after I removed the glass. It is a little tender this evening.


Gukwah-ppang

One of the best parts of Korean street food has to be the bread. During the winter months especially, vendors abound selling warm, freshly baked bread products such as hoddeok, gyran-ppang and the distinctive fish-shaped Bungeo-ppang.

Another popular bread snack is Gukwha-ppang. This small, flower-shaped bread is very similar to Bungeo-ppang, and involves sweet bean paste contained inside a light, pancake like batter. Like Bungeo-ppang, it requires a heavy, dimpled pan to cook, and you can often see Gukwha-ppang operations mounted on the back of small flatbead vans.

 

This one is located immediately outside the entrance to the Seoul Arts Centre. Despite having just dined on doncass at a nearby orange restaurant, the long line that was forming and the sight of silky, elastic dough being rolled out freshly for each order proved too much to resist!

We ordered a hoddeok and six Gukwha-ppang and promptly retired to a nearby bench with our spoils. Warm and fresh, the Gukwha-ppang was both light and rich. The batter tasted exactly like pancakes (western ones, not Korean ones) and the sweet beanpaste centre provided a bit of focus to the snack.

I have to confess however that it was the Hoddeok I was really impressed with. I love the contrast between the bready, slight crispy shell and the warm, sticky cinnamon mixture within.

I’m getting hunger ppangs just thinking about it!

Bribes for What Exactly?

Today's JoongAng Daily reported that corruption was detected in all 16 education offices. The bright side of this is that:
In the past, the results of this survey have not been announced publicly. However, Grand National Party lawmaker Kwon Young-jin, also a member of the Education, Science and Technology Committee of the National Assembly, received the results in a report on Thursday.
I guess the fact that it was reported publicly makes it all better. The sarcasm probably isn't entirely warranted; the most important anti-corruption measure a country can make is transparency. However, admitting that something is corrupt doesn't actually do anything to change it though presumably there will be increased public pressure to resolve the issue.  I had trouble imagining exactly what sort of bribes there were though apparently:
“We see that most of the people who gave money or gifts to civil servants have related businesses [to the education sector] including school meal manufacturers, school facilities companies among others,” said a high-level official at ACRC.
I wonder if the reason the new 4th grade English textbook didn't have an accompanying teacher's manual in English had something to do with this. Probably just regular bureaucratic incompetence

Mario Outlet - Shopping at Gasan Digital Complex

Modern architecture in Korea is pretty good around the Gangnam area. I don't know much about art in general, but I appreciate buildings that look nice. Science is useful and art is aesthetic, so I guess architecture is one of those times when the two fields meet.

The other time would be when they make fluorescent rabbits.

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This jellied monstrousity is a work-in-progress near Gangnam Station exit 6. I heard that curved skyscrapers are much better at deflecting wind, although I don't think that's the basis for this design.

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The city council seems to have zoning regulations for new buildings, requiring them all to have a similar metallic sheen around Samsung Headquarters. It's nice to see the reflections of the clouds in the buildings, but I was once caught in the dazzling glare of the sun's reflection. That's a possible traffic hazard to watch out for.
If they angled the buildings properly, they could deflect sunlight onto urban vegetable gardens and grow things nearby. I, for one, would happily eat Samsung Sunlight Cabbages™.

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I heard that in the 90's clothing in Korea was cheap. Friends would come back to Australia with bags full of counterfeit designer clothing as well as pirated VCDs. Since then the government has clamped down on fake brands, probably due to pressure from trading partners. Prices for regular clothing now is very similar to what you find in Australia.
Gasan Digital Complex is a clothes shopping district near the subway station of the same name. As often happens in Korea, a whole lot of the same kind of shops are all conveniently bundled into the same area. What makes this place different is that they have a number of outlet buildings stocking discounted clothing.

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You can get there by catching the subway to the Gasan Digital Complex station and walking straight out of exit 4. Considerable discounts are offered because the merchandise is surplus stock from retailers or out of season. It's like a big dumping ground for all the clothes that the retailers don't want to sell. If you have a lot of clothes shopping to do, I'd recommend heading down there.
There's also a Value Added Tax refund for foreigners. If you buy something over W30,000 and depart within 3 months, you get your VAT back when you depart.

There's more information on this website.

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Growing up with a family of four children meant that a lot of the old hand-me-downs came my way. Sporting the family heirlooms at school didn't bother me too much, although any designer brands that we kids had were highly prized possessions.

The average discounts at the Mario Outlets are around 40-60% off.

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There's enough floor space in the various buildings to spend the entire day, if you like shopping. In the end we spent around US$400, but now we'll probably be fine until next year. On their website it says that at the end of every year they have a mega sale and merchandise has a 90% discount.

Which makes you wonder where the other 90% of your money goes when you buy it at a department store.

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I've been collecting a few photos of public spelling errors on my trusty handycam lately. I'll post a summary of them all soon. Someone once told me that there was a lawsuit in the States where a lady spilled hot McDonald's coffee on herself and successfully sued the company for damages. The accusation was that she was not adequately warned on the label that coffee was hot. Since then, coffee cup makers everywhere have been obliged to put cautionery warnings on their cups. It's for all those first timers who have never ordered a hot coffee before.

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There's a new Italian restaurant near us called Trattoria, that recently opened up. It's worth a mention because the cooks are Italian and the food seems to be authentic. This arrabiata was lightly sauced but well flavoured. They also sell table and house wine, in carafe and half carafe sizes. That fact alone sets it apart from your overzealously decorated local Sorrento.
The only Koreanification detectable was a little jar of pickles that reluctantly came with the main course. An Italian restaurant in Seoul that doesn't serve pickles is brave indeed.

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We also had the Pizza Il Mare, which had excellent dough and good cheese. It cost us around $30 for this meal and we'll probably go back sometime. It's not worth making a special trip out for, but it's the best Italian food in the SNU area. To find Trattoria, take exit 2 at Seoul National University station and walk up the road (past KFC) for about 50 metres. It's on the second floor above Cold Stone Ice Creamery.

And if you've got the time, have a read of an Italian Chef's experience of cooking pizza for Kim Jong Il (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3).


Funny Korean Names

My old favourite, 범석 (BumSuck) has a new rival for best Korean name...영범 (YoungBum)

I hope if they ever go to an English speaking country they adopt names.

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