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Flat tire

The family piled into the Korando in the morning and we started off.  At first, I thought the engine hadn’t warmed up or the parking brake was on. After a hundred metres or so, I realized I had a flat.I’m pretty sure I could have changed it but not as fast as the guy from the insurance organization did – and that includes the time it took him to get there.

Apparently, I had driven over a scrap of twisted metal.  The repairman removed the tire, pulled the metal out, poured liquid over the area looking for other leaks and then patched it.  Great, friendly service.


Jimjilbang Take 2

The first time I went to a jimjilbang (Korean bathhouse...think about the pictures you saw of Roman bathhouses) was at 6am, in the countryside, with a bunch of Korean climbing girls. The previous day had been spent rock climbing (~gasp~, yes there was a time when I was actually physically active) and the steam/hot baths/sauna were fantastic for loosening up sore muscles. I had no idea what to do, I just sort of blindly followed them through the paces. Many of you have encountered me pre-coffee...for those of you who haven't let me enlighten you:

Me: Ungh?
Any person attempting to interact with me: Wa wa wa blah blah blah...........
Me: Guh? ~Blinks blearily~ Coffee? Coffee have? Coffee.
Person: blah blah blah...coffee blah blah blah.
Me: Mmmmmmm, coffee.

I wake up almost immediately after putting the coffee in my hands--the placebo is almost as good as the real thing though I can almost always tell if my Dad has tried to be sneaky and pass off half-caf as 100 proof. Sneaky man! Evil half-caf.  Anyways, the point is that I'm a bit retarded before I really wake up. Not to mention that this is over a year ago and memories fade and all that.

Fast forward to earlier today: The Female Kiwi and the Partial Asian** and I decided it would be fantastic to laze about in a jimjilbang. They exist in every town but we decided to head into Busan and get Thai food in Haeundae (soooo spicy and yummy!) before going in. We actually didn't know which bath house we were going to...we just got in a cab and said 'jimjilbang ga yo.'  The cabbie got the idea that we had no idea which one we wanted pretty quickly and took us to one that he said was "best" and only cost the minimum fare to get there.
Things we did successfully:
1. Pay.
2. Find the locker room.
3. Take off our clothes and put on the litte jimjilbang uniform shorts and tee.
Things we failed spectacularly at:
1. Finding the showers.
2. Not giggling like loons while trying to find the showers.

Seriously, we had no idea where the showers were and this was a big luxury type jimjilbang--nothing like the small mountain town one I had been to previously. The one thing I knew for certain is that a thorough shower is mandatory before you get in the various pools. The Female Kiwi was brave and looked up the word for shower on her phone dictionary but the girl she asked just looked at her blankly. We probably mispronounced it and said something like pumpkin instead. Who knows. At this point the Female Kiwi and the Partial Asian were getting flustered and about ready to give up and go. It's super intimidating to have lots of butt naked people staring at you while you are trying to look for something. The last thing I wanted to do was go back into the rain after having traveled an hour to get there so I walked right up to a naked lady who was holding a shower caddy type thing and pointed to mine, pointed to hers, mimed the shower water coming out and asked 'where is it?' (SUCH a useful phrase to know in Korean). She pointed through some doors and to the left and VOILA! We were in business.

Most.Amazing.Thing Ever. I also paid 30,000 ($25.88) won for a full body scrub, facial and massage. They even did a deep condition and scalp exfoliation. I was in bloody heaven. Every cell in my body felt rejuvenated and I just felt so goooood for the rest of the day. Yes, it is a little strange to have a woman only in her undies massage you down and pour buckets of oil and such on you but if you just close your eyes and enjoy it's not a big deal. I still can't get over how smooth my skin is. Worth every single weird stare--I so want to go back more often. Not the one in my neighborhood though...nothing more awkward than running into your students naked. The Female Kiwi and Partial Asian chickened out...they were too weirded out by the nudity thing. I must say though, without my contacts I'm so blind I couldn't even tell the difference between Asians and the Female Kiwi from 2 feet away. I didn't see too much of anything though since I had an extremely weird dream about nipples I think it somehow worked it's way into my subconscious.


**The Partial Asian has brought it to my attention that I occasionally slip and write 'the Half Asian' instead. This is utterly incorrect, she is 100% Asian American.

Se-Kyung's Graduation from SNU

In the title header for this blog it says that I'm 'currently in the midst' of a PhD. Sooner or later I think I'm going to have to update that statement to 'currently somewhere in the mists'. While I realised that it wasn't going to be a walk in the park, the difficulty of studying here has surpassed a lot of my expectations.
Some difficulties arise from the logistical quagmire of modern molecular biology, but most are related to the eccentricities of particular joyless lab colleagues who have perhaps spent too much time inhaling volatile chemicals. My project interests me greatly, but life continues in a surreal kind of personal stalemate, where half of me wants to escape the difficulties and the other half won't let me.

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But at the end of every academic tunnel there is a light. It's sometimes so miniscule that some may completely miss the tiny 7-photon emission, which, incidentally, is the minimum amount of light that a human eye can detect. Luckily for us though, a divinely selected labmate will occasionally accelerate towards the end, and finally emerge in a blazing fireball of scholastic glory, leaving behind the formless abyss that is grad student life.
Its beckoning glow encourages the rest of us, still meandering aimlessly in the murky mudpools of the pre-thesis swamp.

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Yesterday, that is exactly what happened to our master's student, Se-Kyung Kim. More or less.

Se-Kyung just completed a 2 year degree here, after probably what seemed like an eternity for her. She spent countless hours repeating cell counts, running centrifuges and inoculating rice plants in the fields of Iksan. All of the hard work finally paid off and it was time for her to graduate.

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Here she is with Eun-Hye, her favourite lunchtime buddy and lab gossip correspondent. The view in the background is of Gwanaksan, which is a mountain close to our campus.

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And here are the three of us, as portrayed by my camera. I propped it up on a nearby post, with a 10 second detonation fuse.
Although it looks like I'm making the famous Korean loveheart sign with my hands, it's entirely accidental.
Apparently that's the way I like to hold my camera case in photos.

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Korean labs are a minefield of unwritten customs and etiquette. Successful navigation often comes second nature to those who grew up here, but for the rest of us it's often a matter of trial-and-explosion. Hong-sup is a lab senior and passive-aggressive enforcer of the status-quo, but I don't mind him too much. He's certainly a lot nicer than the other senior we have, whose name we shall not mention, lest we taint the ethical purity that this blog has become.

More or less.

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And on the left there is Gi-Yong, one of our new students who spent 14 years studying in Vancouver. She's Korean, but westernised to a delightful extent.

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Se-Kyung has quite a lot of friends from the other labs on level 5, some of whom graduated simultaneously. Sujin used to study in the Clinical Plant Pathology Lab and was also a cheerful character to have around. It's sad to see them leave.

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So what do you do when you graduate from a master's degree? You buy yourself a nice handbag to celebrate.
This is Se-Kyung's new handbag that matched her graduation gown quite admirably. I wonder if it was intentional.
She recently applied, and was accepted into Samsung Hospital as a cancer researcher.

Congratulations Se-Kyung and all the best for future!

Teacher! Why? - Graduation

Imagine that you are 4 or 5 years old. Almost everyday your mom wakes little tiny you up, and every morning she dresses you up in a little tiny grey suit and puts you in a little yellow school bus that goes up and down, up and down all the way to a school where you spend the whole day learning some strange language your parents don't speak .... you do this for about a year and then all of a sudden the big people in your life force you to memorize some little dialogue about how much you love the whole thing, and coax you into doing a song and dance routine and wearing a ridiculous costume in front of 200 or so of your relatives and your parents’ closest friends.

Welcome to the life of a tiny wolf ….


Showtime!












... and because we were all getting bored I handed the photo duties over to the kids. I can't take much credit for these photos as all I did was hold the camera with one hand, while the wolves click,click,clicked....








Happy Birthday Claire!

Dear Claire,



You know how to shake it better than the rest of the cool kids...

....  and you're a pretty good listener too.





I missed your birthday party.
Twice.
Oups.



...sorry.
xo

Gingerbread men!

Recently we encountered a rarity in Korea,
Gingerbread Ajussis!



These are our self-portraits, no prizes for guessing who's who.














Open Thread #7: Candy to my Ears

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Sorry, but it had to happen eventually: I’ve fallen in love with K-pop.

Well, with 3 more remixes from Greek trance DJ Areia (아레아) to be precise. With apologies for dispensing with my normal analysis of the songs on this occasion, but I can’t remember the last time that I liked new music so much that I’ve lost sleep listening to it over the next few days.

Seriously, this music makes me feel like a smitten teenager, and hopefully it will some of you too.

The first track is My Ear’s Candy (내귀에 캔디) by Baek Ji-young (백지영), from her mini-album EGO that came out in August last year (it also features Taekyeon {옥택연} of 2PM). Curious after what I wrote about her last weekend, then you can blame this video getting me hooked:

But not so much because of the cinematography and costumes, although I confess I have always loved that look with the white wig. More because Baek Ji-young looks like she’s genuinely enjoying herself, which makes a refreshing change from the forced smiles of Girls’ Generation in Oh! for instance, or alternatively the seeming disdain for the viewer that U.S./Barbadian singer Rihanna displays in Shut Up and Drive that SM Entertainment has been accused of plagiarizing.

Granted, Rihanna’s persona is appropriate for the title of the song, and I’m not so naive as to not be aware that Baek Ji-young’s may be just as carefully choreographed for this one also. But still, she does look like someone great to go clubbing with.

As for the remix itself, arguably it is very similar to the original (as is the next song too), and you may well be wondering what the point is. But there are differences, and which as all trance aficionados are well aware, unfortunately you’re likely to be completely missing if you’re listening via your tinny computer speakers. Please try headphones instead, and you may be pleasantly surprised!

Next is Like the First Time (처음처럼),  by T-ara (티아라; say “tiara”). Put off by their simply atrocious Bo Peep Bo Peep (보핍보핍) last year though, and which even Areia’s remix could not save, then I’d never have suspected that this one would become my new favorite:

As happens to many viewers of K-pop these days, you might be very surprised to learn that one member of the group, Park Ji-yeon (박지연), is still only 16 (as is one girl in the next video too, but she looks her age). But that’s a discussion I’ve already covered in great depth this month; instead, consider this assessment of the of the the dancing and clothing in the video by Areia himself, as it partially inspired the topic of one of next week’s posts, and I’m very curious to hear your own opinions of it before I start writing:

The girls are supercute throughout the video and I find them very sexy at the scenes with the black dresses. The way they slowly move to the melody just kills my heartbeat every single time. To the untrained western eyes the video might just seem a bit cute or even silly. “It’s just some girls with short black dresses trying to look good, so what?” my overexposed-to-western-sexiness friends back home would say. But there is a huge difference here and this difference is very representative of the gap between the eastern and western stereotypes. It’s not okay to express too directly in Korea and that leaves you with only one acceptable weapon to tease your target: charm. And this is exactly what these girls are doing with their moves in this video – I’m not referring to the cute scenes. Whoever did the choreography and the dresses knew very well what they were doing. And the girls of course have done an excellent job at being charming. When I watch some sexy western video clip (let’s say Buttons from Pussycat Dolls) it hits my eyes. But this charm here hits me straight in my heart – I feel like wanting to hug the girls not…. Perhaps that’s the reason I’m into Asian pop in the first place.

Finally, here is Please Don’t Go by CL and Minzy (the 16 year-old) of 2NE1 (투애니원; say “to anyone” or, confusedly, “21″). No music video being made, then this one of a performance of theirs is unremarkable, but this remix at least is virtually unrecognizable from the original song, and in my opinion a vast improvement:

Update: For reasons explained here, unfortunately Areia had to delete that video, but the MP3 is still available for download.

Click on the titles of all the remixes for links to where you can download MP3s of them, and detailed explanations of what when into making them. I hope you’ve enjoyed them, but if not then thank you for bearing with me, and please remember that this is still *cough* an open thread, where you can raise anything on your mind.

Speaking of which, as of yesterday I am now officially in the job market again, and so would very much appreciate any readers help in getting jobs teaching adults in either Busan or Seoul, or of course anything not involving teaching at all. Unfortunately with having a family to support then I’ll need at least 3 million won a month before moving to Seoul especially, but hopefully that won’t prove too difficult?

Wish me luck!

Update: An hilarous parody of My Ear’s Candy on the popular variety show 1 Night 2 Days (1박2일), with MC Kang Ho-dong (강호동) and Baek Ji-young herself:

Yes, it really was called My Ear’s Pig (내 귀에 돼지)! Thanks to reader Christine for passing it on.^^

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Filed under: Boy Groups, Girl Groups, Korean Music, Korean Sexuality, Open Threads Tagged: 2NE1, Areia, Baek Ji-young, T-ara, Taekyeon
  

 

Korean Sociological Image #33: Take the Wondergirls, Lolita Sexy Style!

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Well, that is literally what it says:

원더걸스를 가져라! 그녀들의 스타일! 그녀를의 매렬에 끌린다면…소녀의 감성과 성숙함이 공존하는 앙비귀때(Ambiguite) 섹시함을 입어라

Take the Wondergirls [with you]! Their style! If you are attracted to their charm…wear Ambiguity’s sexiness, which has both girls’ sense and maturity.

But lest I give the wrong impression, it’s just the name of one line of JYP Entertainment’s new Wondergirls-themed cosmetics brand. And given the essential randomness of the names of the others too, and the fact that English terms routinely get incororated into Korean almost completely devoid of their original meaning, then I doubt that much thought went into it. Certainly it’s difficult to argue for nefarious intent in this case at least.

Still, it’s inappropriate.

Debuting in early-2007 when 3 of the 5 members were only 14 years old, the Wondergirls have been routinely described as Lolitas by the Korean media ever since; as were Girls’ Generation, and presumably as all the teen members of the new girl groups following them will be too. Using that term while simultaneously denying the sexual connotations to it however, is an oxymoron, and part and parcel of the Korean public’s wider refusal to acknowledge the sexual ways in which they’re marketed.

Hence the name is problematic. But granted: this is a tired theme, so for a change, it was very encouraging to see music columnist Kim Bong-hyeon (김병현) challenging that myopia earlier this month. And now I’ve also learned of a famous essayist and surgeon named Park Kyung-chul (박경철) too, who asked probing questions to Girls’ Generation members themselves in an interview nearly 2 years ago. Thanks very much to “A Korean Student” for passing on a partial translation, which I’ve pasted with his or her commentary below:

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…[In an interview] ironically subtitled: THEY ALWAYS ASK IF WE REHEARSED OUR ANSWERS. WHY CAN’T YOU BELIEVE OUR WORDS?, Park deliberately asks “difficult” questions and gets guarded and somewhat obtuse/hostile answers in return. Park is an ajusshi but definitely not a fan of entertainment industry, and there was also a chaperon/manager present. Here’s a translated excerpt:

QUESTION: Let me ask you some questions that might be uncomfortable. Do you think the word ‘Girls’ Generation’ is really innocent as it sounds? Don’t you think there’s a disguised sexy code [sic] behind the mask of innocence?

ANSWER: Anyhow we are not the ones who created that code. We know there are people who see it that way. It hurts to read ogling comments about us on the internet sometimes. But presenting the innocent girls’ image as it is—that is what has made us [successful.] We’ve shown you an image of girls who are growing up, and we will continue to do so in the future. Of course when we get older, it will be different. But that time hasn’t come yet. If they choose to see us like that, that is not really our problem. Why do you/they want to do it anyway? We are still kids. Don’t you think the real problem lies not in the way we show ourselves as we are, but in the fact that you/they compulsively see what us kids don’t actually possess?

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And here Park thinks to himself:

But the girls’ rather uniform make-up style, obvious traces (to my trained surgeon’s eyes, that is) of cosmetic surgeries, their miniskirts, and the way they sit and dress—-all this “processed” feel leads me to think of the unknowingly worn facade of ‘ladies,’ not ‘girls.’

Whew. Talking about double entendres. Frankly, the girls react like hard-bitten soldiers who live in barracks. (Like most teenage idol groups, they’ve actually lived together in a dorm-apartment for many years.) Park even likens them to slippery politicians. So I guess you can throw away the notion of naivete, at least in GG’s case. I’d say they are fully aware, perhaps more so than the others, of the contexts surrounding them. Not sure about the interviewer though. The guy’s kind of ambivalent, though not as unreflective as the music columnist.

Imagine that, next we’ll be hearing that they eat and fart too!

You are not too far off the mark, but probably not in the way you mean. LoL (end)

James: Thanks again for the translation, and very much a healthy reminder to myself of how much I may have missed before I started regularly using Korean-language sources on this blog!^^

(For all posts in the Korean Sociological Images series, see here)

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Filed under: Cosmetics, Girl Groups, Korean Children and Teenagers, Korean Sexuality, Korean Sociological Images, Teenage Sexuality Tagged: Girls' Generation, The Wondergirls, Wondergirls

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