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Here’s a list of some of the top Korean jokes. Most of them are a mix of Korean and English, so it helps if you know at least some basic Korean.

We’ve also tossed in some pictures to help you remember these Korean jokes more easily.

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Let the games begin!

Caution: Don’t drink milk while reading these jokes. There’s a high chance that milk will shoot out from your nose from laughter!

Korean Joke #1

Q: What is the biggest bean in the world?

A: 킹콩!

 

Korean Joke #2

Q: What does a vampire drink in the morning?

A: 코피!

 

Korean Joke #3

Q: Where does a lettuce go for worship?

A: 상추외리!

 

Korean Joke #4

Q: What do you call a cute guy with no ears?

A: 귀없다!

 

Korean Joke #5

Q: What do you call scary water?

A: 괴물!

 

Korean Joke #6

Q: What noise does a toaster make?

A: 빵!

 

Korean Joke #7

Q: What do Koreans smoke at the horse racetrack?

A: 말보로

 

Korean Joke #8

Q: Where do Australians keep their money?

A: 호주머니

 

Korean Joke #9

Q: Who is the hairiest robot?

A: 털미네이터!

 

Korean Joke #10

Q: Why couldn’t the ice cream cones cross the road?

A: 차가와서!

 

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