Strange English and Lack of Updates

Many writers are more prolific when they are down--that is not me. The happier I am, the more I write.  Hopefully, spending 6 days in Japan will cheer me up!! I don't expect to update when I'm there, not because internet rooms/cafes aren't available but because I'm traveling on a serious budget.  To tide you over, look at some amazing snaps of strange English that the Partial Asian took!
For all of your Muppet dietary requirements.

Make love on the table!