Found: Fountain of Life

I couldn't bring myself to go in. Reality would have crushed the dream. It always does.I imagine a soju fountain in the waiting room. The main event, a magical vitamin shot in the ass, promises eternal youth.My lofty expectations are largely a result of misreading "Life" as "Youth".This is most interesting thing that I've come across in the past two weeks. This is laregly a result of leaving the