One man, French heavy metal band, Octopoulpe, joins Kelvin to talk about his music and his half naked, tentacled appearance. Octopoulpe talks about his friend Klaus Legal's penis, the most important album of his life, bald pride, trouble with the Serbian mafia, and the highs and lows of touring. He also shares a story of triumph and a memory of regret. Kelvin even shares one of his life's heaviest regrets on this episode - so don't miss it. Octopoulpe also shares two previously unreleased recordings from his upcoming new album. IT'S A GOOD ONE, FOLKS! This episode of Nothing's Really Real is dedicated to Gugus the Van.