Bruce Lee should come back and kick Chuck Norris's ass

Martial art, mayhem-making, maul your mama and your daddy, too, Chuck Norris, is on another mission to save the world. Well, at least Texas.The B-Movie superstar is calling for the Lone Star state to secede from the Union and become a country unto its own. After which he hopes to be its president.That's nice, Chuckie --the Lone Star state governed by the loner star.Leave it to FOX to give