Weekly Quote Collection: Shaking my Sausage
During a 1st year class:
"Teacher! I'm shaking my sausage every day!"
"Me too teacher! I'm very long sausage!"
Someone had taught them the term "johnson" as well, so there were plenty such jokes as well. Another boy came up to me to ask "Teacher, what is 'Johnson'?" I managed to choke out, while trying to hide my laughter "It's...a boy has..."
"Ah, okay okay. Thank you teacher."
I accidentally wore burgundy tights and a red coat and an orangey scarf today, so the comments about my color choices were common. The best, though, happened during my last class of the day today.
First, I was compared to Christmas. Then a tree with autumn leaves. Once I was compared to Iron Man, I knew I had to get things under control. Off came the coat, but my problems weren't over. My dress today has pretty structured shoulders, so the moment my coat came off I heard the words.
"Oh! Teacher! Vegeta! Dragon ball!"
I just can't win.
Bonus points if you photoshop my face onto a picture of Vegeta.