Sighns II: the Next Chapter

I've had more than a few requests for another round of Sighns, so I've been keeping my eyes open for some really awesome ones just for you.

 I wasn't able to photograph all of the awesomely bad English I've seen this past month, one notably amazing sweatshirt slipped through my camera lens.  I saw for half a second as a guy was leaving a restaurant, and it said "New York City, Massachusetts"  and I am so sad to say I was unable to get a picture of it. 


So in order to make amends I present you with another sweatshirt, this time from the lovely state of Massachubatts.

photo by A.E. Kerkian

But since we're talking about travel- I saw this at the Jinhae Cherry Blossom Festival a few weeks back.  It was hard to get a quality shot of the banner because of the breeze and the way it was hung, but it reads "welcome to Distance of the woeld" complete with awkward capitalization.


And since the world is so vast, if you wanted to write down your thoughts as you traveled why not use this notebook especially for that purpose- oh wait.  
This one gets me because the long sentences are perfect and the very first word, that is arguably the most important is the one that gets screwed up.


The teacher in me hopes I'm in the Phantom Tollbooth and along with the Whether Man, I come across the Air Conditional.  

If I use the air conditional, then all the participles in the room will be a lot cooler.  If I start going down this slippery conditional slope, then I'll really show my true nerdy colors.   But if I was going to be super nerdy, then it at least should be for the sake of grammar. 


But not all grammar is that easy.


Isn't it?









Please note that the sign below is found in multiple locations throughout the university campus by my house. 

 Stay classy Pukyong, at least you're pretty.



And really, if grammar gets to be too much for you, you can always just have a nice Glays Doughnut.  Part of me really wishes it said Glay's Doughnut instead.

This one actually makes me want to go into this pub... maybe.



I do enjoy all things with love, and the 'le bunny bleu' store this sign sits in front of does have pretty shoes that I want to buy, and yet....

I guess I'll just give up and have some Pulpy.





























From Super Happy Fun Engrish Time with Love,
Jenna

P.S. Yes the title is a Never Ending Story Reference- good looking out Falkor


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