In the last week I have

- fallen down a sewer
- hung out with Russian hookers
- slept in the worlds most uncomfortable bed
- flew through the jungle
- played in the worlds biggest water fight
- Eaten a lot of Indian food
- been ripped off by a so called "monk"
- had a fully naked massage including tit rubdown
- driven a motorbike to the top of a mountain
- drank beer at the worlds smallest bar
- broken two water guns
- swam in the ocean
- touched a bright red dildo in a guys pants
- sat in the back of a truck throwing ice water on little kids
- read the White Tiger
- eaten a lot of my favorite Thai food, khao soi
- been soaking wet for several hours
- actually been too tired to move
- bought 4 pairs of pants

My vacation is almost over and then it's back to school for another term :( but hey, at least it was an eventful one!