Let me share a conversation I had with my boss the other day. All in Korean, by the way.

Professor Kang: How old are you?
Me: I am 28 years old.
PK: Wow! You look very, very young!
Me: I know. I’m very lucky.
PK: Did you know you act like a princess?
Me: Oh. Sorry?
PK: Your butt is looking almost as round as my stomach. I think we should go on a diet together.
Me: …