I think I should color-code a calendar with all the illnesses I experience in Korea. In the States, I am a person that is rarely ill. I don’t know if it has to do with the different schedule, food, or what —but I am constantly sick in Korea. I seem to monkey-bar from cold, fever, stomach flu, constipation, UTI, alcohol-induced vomiting, and random bouts of nausea and dizziness. I should be thankful that I don’t get diarrhea, but since I just mentioned that, I’ll probably wake up with that tomorrow.