mandarin

The Flipside

by Fred Colton

They were supposed to practice writing Mandarin characters but Luke always just sat there and drew dicks. 4,000 hanzi to learn and not a single one Luke couldn’t turn into a thin veiny phallus. He incorporated scrotums as needed to help with the curves and slants. Slid the drawings to the other students and everyone chewed off their bottom lips off to stifle the laughter. Hanzi made of cocks. Just twisting and snaking around each other.

Mandarin, mandatory since kindergarten. Mandatory in over one hundred countries. Kids, Mandarin is your passport to the world. Learn it and you can trade stocks in Paris or be a professor in Capetown.

“Or I could just stay here and keep winning races,” Luke told his parents, and his brother Bob, and the bowtie in the guidance office.


Eigochan.com - Affordable, Quality English and Mandarin lessons at $4

 

Hi,
Are you still looking for good English/Chinese teacher?
If so, let me introduce you to our service.
Most of our teachers are professional with license to teach.
 
Learn English and Mandarin online, anytime, anywhere during your free time.
 
Our service is point system (not subscription based) so there is no waste. 
Only buy the points when you need them.
English lessons cost less than $US 5 per lesson.
Mandarin lessons cost less than $US 7 per lesson.
 
Check the site now!
 
PC version:
http://www.eigochan.com/en
 
Smart phone, tablet PC version:
http://www.eigochan.com/mobile
 
Learning quality English/Chinese need not be expensive!!

Syndicate content
 

Koreabridge - RSS Feeds 
Features @koreabridge     Blogs  @koreablogs
Jobs @koreabridgejobs  Classifieds @kb_classifieds

Koreabridge - Facebook Group