Right now I’m sitting in a place called Cafe Sunrise. As I type this, there is an elderly gentleman with a gold watch on sits in front of me. He’s in sunglasses smoking a cigarette. I caught him taking selfies, and thought oh how cute. Then I looked closer, and noticed that his selfies were carefully composed to feature me typing on my computer in the background of every shot.
I eventually decided to just go up to him and strike a pose.