by Pablo Harris
I.
“Hey T, how’s it going?”
“Hutty! What up man?”
“Oh, just dealing with all this shit that’s about to go down.”
“Yeah, you all right with all this? You ready for it?”
“Yeah, sure, but got a question for you.”
“Shoot.”
“So, what’s up with Pablo? We got this Vegas bachelor party comin’ up and then there’s the big day. You know, my fiance’s getting nervous. She really wants to get a final headcount on this. Last time we talked he was all like ‘yeah, I’ll be there’ but that was two months ago and hasn’t responded since.”
“Yeah? Isn’t he a groomsman?”
“Yeah, s’posed to be. I even convinced Annie to have her friend Lena, Pablo’s favorite UCD Alpha Phi, be his wedding partner.”
“Leee-nnaaa. Shit, that guy owes you.”